An Interpretive Poem by Alex.

Ooooooeeeeeeoooooooo.
Ooooooeeeeeeoooooooo.
Ooooooooeeeeeoooooeeeeeeooooooo.

Empty baseball diamond skin,
scolded by a dry flappy twin.
How did it get there?
Dragged by a bear.

God wants his Office dvds back,
and there ain't no chance of catchin' any slack.
He phoned while you were out,
he's gonna turn you into a girl scout.

Pour some salt
if you want to survive the assault.
Unless it's your fault,
then you should halt!

You can count on a sexy snowpile
to go the extra mile.
Overrun by floosies
you better run to Suzie's.

So many questions,
not enough answersions.
Sailing on the sea.
Walking on the waves.

So what does it all mean?
I know.
I don't know.