Dear World whom I hold so close to my heart. I give to you Snow Patterns, a new "blog" which will feature the many "insane" thoughts of myself and my associate DJ Mixmaster Bartz. Oh world, what can I say to prepare you for what you are about to see and read? I fear there is nothing that which can adequately prepare you for what is to come. You have been warned. You may now express your excitement free of any inhibitions.

Here's to all the nonsense sure to come. Aloha!

AHUE